Monday, May 31, 2010

Long-forgotten Food Relics Exhumed from Kitchen Pantry in Forlorn Attempt to Assuage The Munchies

• Unopened box of blueberry muffin mix
• Tube of decorative cake gel (yellow)
• Can of Crisco containing vestigial amounts
• Bag of unidentified dried legumes purchased from bulk bin
• Single serving packet of trail mix left behind by guy who moved out
• Individually wrapped toothpick
• Packet of oyster crackers, badly crushed
• Chef Boyardee Pasta shaped like characters from "A Bug's Life."



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